BNP suffer massive defeat in Worcester

Carl Martin Mason the British National Party candidate for the Nunnery ward in Worcester suffered a massive defeat last night in the local elections by only managing to scrape together a pathetic (but very heartening!) 150 votes compared with overall winner’s Labour who took 1011 votes.

The conservatives also lost overall control of the city.

Last month Mr Mason and an equally rabid sidekick stormed into the Worcester college of Technology demanding that the college flew a union jack outside the building rather than an EU flag. The pair quickly scarpered when security were called.

“Rachel Gower, head of communications at Worcester College of Technology, returned to her office to find Carl Mason and another man waiting to film him presenting her with the nation’s flag. She called the stunt an “act of intimidation.”